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Hold your nose and join me for a literary analysis of a series that would serve mankind better as mulch in our gardens. Click HERE what it's all about...

 

  "Enlighten the Gentiles"

Yiddish words and phrases to amuse and confuse.
The latest entry explains a little about the expression Mazel Tov, and about a reason to use it. And you'll find the archives HERE . Read and enjoy...... 

 

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The Man (of the House): The love of my life. Severely addicted to books (that take up WAYYYY too much space in our house) and raw garlic. We've been married 15 years, but involved for many more. Long story....

Our Kids:
SC:  Age 14. Book addicted like both her parents. Serious, but with a nice sense of humor. Well mannered in the eyes of the world, but at home,it can be another story--she's a teenager(!)

JR: Age 10  I think of her as a Disney Princess's evil twin. All the eccentricity of both sides of the family wrapped up in a sweet little body and an adorable smile. People find her a darling. I do too, but I also find her exhausting!

The Beasts: Our 2 cats, both adopted from animal rescue. "Bart" is a big, solid black, total teddy bear of a cat. Our brown tabby queeen "Bella" is  in love with The Man, though she seems to like me too!

Me: Children's librarian by day, tired keeper of all of the above by night. When I think of my life, I think of Nicole Hollander (Sylvia)'s immortal line about things that are easier than combining a family and a career. Like swimming the Amazon covered in peanut butter....

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    The Book Donation Blues---_Again

    posted Mon, 09/18/06

    I have ranted previously on the junk books people are kind enough to donate to the library. We put a great many of them in our library book sale. This allows us to purchase all the things the library budget somehow doesn't cover--though it should.

    We had a ton of books in our storage area. And it occurred to me that if we sorted them by subject, we could set them up that way at the sale. We've always just sorted them by fiction and nonfiction, and it makes it hard to find books by topic. But if people can find what they want, they'll buy it. More books bought=more money for our library fund. Worth a try.

    So I decided to take on the task of sorting them.

    Memo to self: next time I decide to volunteer to do something, turn and flee in the other direction. Rapidly..........

    Thing is, the shelves were crammed with books. More books in boxes. More books on booktrucks. And barely room to turn around in, let alone sort books. And what kind of books?

    Lots of good ones. But it was hard to find the good ones, because the good ones were mixed in with tons of junk.

    Things like political treatises from the Kennedy administration. Ten year old books on computer systems long retired. Medical books from the 70s. Biographies of long, long forgotten politicians. Economic theories from the 90s. Job search books that predate the Internet. You get the idea.........

     The credit for assembling this collection largely goes to our resident schlemiel.  One of his regular jobs is supposed to be dealing with the donations. But he just doesn't seem to get that nobody is going to buy old, worn, dated books. Instead of tossing them, he puts them in the booksale!

    We have another assistant who is smart and organized and tries to remove the stuff as she sees it. And I do the same, but somehow, tons of it has reached the shelves. So I have spent the last few days sorting the books by category and boxing up tons of rejects.

    It's mostly finished. I think it will work well, and I think we can come up with a method for the next sale that will help us to set this up in advance. Though I doubt if there's much we can do about the schelemiel. Oy..

    Here's my song on the subject. Those of you who are fans of Doctor Demento will recognize the origin and know the tune:

    Dead bookies, dead bookies, dead bookies aren't much fun.
    They don't sell, in our sale, please don't drop them in our mail.
    Dead bookies aren't much fun......................

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