The only people who hate April 15 more than librarians probably are Postal Service employees.
Though on line tax services have cut wayyy down on the number of tax forms we have to have available for the public, there are still lots of people who (gasp!) either don't have computers or don't feel safe filing on line. So we are always besieged by last minute tax procrastinators.
Several years ago on April 15 a transformer blew in the building next door and started a fire. The fire department made us evacuate the building. We got to close for the day and enjoy the sweet spring weather. Anyone who hadn't gotten to the library was just out of luck......
A lot of people need help with their taxes. Unfortunately, we are NOT qualified to help them--indeed we are not SUPPOSED to help them, though we do usually help them figure out which basic form they need.
The so-called 1040 EZ is NOT easy for most people to fill out. It's only one page, but the instruction booklet is about 36 pages long. It should take only about 45 minutes to do (mine used to take about 15, back when I was single and childless!), but seeing people struggle with it is a fine comment both on bureaucratic jargon and the fact that far too many Americans are essentially functionally illiterate...
By the way, there is a fascinating piece in the NY Times proposing that since the IRS already HAS the information needed for a 1040EZ, that instead of having Joe/Jane Citizen fill out the forms, the IRS should do the form, and send it to the citizen. Though there are pitfalls to that, it makes a lot of sense to me after 20 years of dealing with the public and their tax forms.
Meanwhile, take heart. The bright news is that because April 15 falls on a Saturday, the IRS has kindly consented to making April 17 (Monday) this year's tax filing deadline. So you have time to get zonked on chocolate bunnies and Peeps before you have to buckle down and deal with your W2s.
And here's even better news, as proclaimed by our emperor president on his weekly radio address.
"The good news is that this year Americans will once again keep more of their hard-earned dollars because of the tax cuts we passed in 2001 and 2003."
Certainly, his vice president is making out like the gonif (definition 1) that he is. From the NY Times:
Dick Cheney and his wife, Lynne,reported that their taxes were $529,636. The Cheneys' adjusted gross income was $8.82 million, but most of it was not taxable: $6.87 million was proceeds from stock options that the couple had set aside for charity and that were distributed last year, plus charitable contributions that came from royalties on books written by Mrs. Cheney.
As a result, the Cheneys' taxable income was $1.96 million. In a statement, the White House said that over the course of the year, the couple paid $2.5 million in taxes through withholding and estimated tax payments, in part to deal with the exercise of the stock options. Given that their 2005 taxes are a little over half a million dollars, they are due a refund of about $1.9 million, the statement said. Doesn't it make you feel GREAT knowing that Dickie Boy and his Ice Queen are going to get all that nice money back? Just think of all the houses and hunting trips and nice outfits to wear to state dinners they can buy with all that moolah! If it weren't for those nice tax cuts that money might have gone to silly things--like buying body armor for all those troops doing Dickie's dirty work over in Iraq. Or it might have gone to the schools to which little Lynnie is peddling those patriotic children's books of hers, some of which are attended by children whose parents are off fighting that same war. Or one of those other publicly funded programs we're not supposed to need because those tax cuts have trickled down to the rest of us, giving us well paid jobs that enable all of us to have a chicken in the pot and a Hummer in the garage of our McMansion. Enjoy your Saturday, folks. And if you haven't gotten those tax forms yet, we're open till 5PM.............................