Dear Spammer,
I know my married name is Spanish (though we're not--the Man is Filipino) so I understand the occasional phone calls in Spanish. I understand the credit card offers and all the other junk mail in Spanish. I even get the calls from bill collectors for a lady in our area who happens to have the same last name.
But why in heck would you be sending me spam e-mail in German?
And BTW,not only do I not need the Viagra, neither does meine Mann. Definitely not!
Danke schoen,
"die Bibliothekdame"