This is a well known Jewish joke, but after years of dealing with the public and the staff, I realize there's a moral here. I leave it to you to see it. Happy Friday!
A bubbe (grandma) and her grandson were walking along the beach at Coney Island. Suddenly a huge wave came up and swept the little boy out to sea. The bubbe got down on her knees, "Oy gevalt, dear God, this is horrible! Please don't take my grandson from me! I'll do anything! Please! Please!"
Suddenly, another huge wave came up and gently tossed the boy onto the sands, unharmed.
Bubbe got up off her knees, looked up to the sky and said; "He HAD a hat!"